stank-daddy: bitch niggas hit women, real niggas punch bitches
shoutsout to all the white women who wanna fuck a...
Dad comes home drunk and mad, he pulls out a gun...
welcometothelimitlessexistenz: this is deep
Nicki Minaj style rap #1
gregorgy: YOU A LITTLE STUPID BITCH. FRONT LAWN. GNOME.GIMME SOME MOTHA FUCKIN HEAD. DOME.THIS SHIT WASN’T BUILT IN A DAY. ROME.I’M REAL ASS SHIT AND YOU STYRA. FOAM.YOUR INTERNET EXPLORER AND I’M GOOGLE. CHROME.DAMN, I’M IN THE MOTHERFUCKIN’ HOUSE. HOME.
Teacher: "Have you done your homework?" Student:... →
it’s so funny. every monday i miss school. and everyone’s like “ugh why do you always miss mondays!?”
sadfag: im eating thanksgiving left overs and jesus christ my tongue couldn’t be happier
When I remember words in a song from years ago. →
I’m like: But I can’t remember what I learned in class yesterday, but it’s okay because:
Reblog if you want "have you ever" asks.
mom: wow honey you're so beautiful you could get any person you want
people on the internet: you're so pretty why are you single
your crush: get out of my way you demented potato
That awkward moment when you first introduce 2 of... →
the-absolute-best-gifs: And they like each other And then they get really close And then they’re always talking And then finally they start making plans without you So you’re like Bitch pay attention to me! Click to follow this blog, you will be so glad you did!
remember-when-we: LOL i’m sorry anon i couldn’t lip bite i thought the question was too funny :P
When I go to the dentist
milesjai: “You’re going to feel a slight pinch…”